Preorder shipping AUG 12,2026

These shorts are 1000% custom — Made in the Trenches. No bulk orders. No restocks. Lock in your pair now. 🛑 PLEASE NOTE: • 2025 • No refunds. No exchanges. No change of address • Even in the event of delays, you’ll receive email updates throughout the process • Pre-orders close [insert closing date] — don’t miss out! 🔥 Product Details: • 100% Poly textured mesh • Side pockets • Knit rib waistband • High-quality appliqué & embroidery on front • Embroidered twill + detail work • Unisex fit — Sizes XS to 4X 📏 Size Chart (in inches): XX-Small – Waist: 26 | Hips: 17.5 | Length: 15 X-Small – Waist: 28 | Hips: 18 | Length: 15.5 Small – Waist: 30 | Hips: 18.5 | Length: 16 Medium – Waist: 32–34 | Hips: 20 | Length: 16.5 Large – Waist: 36 | Hips: 20.5 | Length: 17 X-Large – Waist: 38 | Hips: 21 | Length: 17.5 XX-Large – Waist: 40 | Hips: 22 | Length: 20 XXX-Large – Waist: 42 | Hips: 23 | Length: 22 XXXX-Large – Waist: 44 | Hips: 24 | Length: 23 📦 These are made just for you. No shortcuts. No compromises.